Mrs. Lane Is a Pain! by Dan Gutman

Author:Dan Gutman
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: HarperCollins

“Well, what if they were thrown into a pit of burning lava?” asked Mrs. Lane.

“That’s wacky!” said Mr. Macky.

“That’s loco!” said Ms. Coco.

“That’s freaky!” said Ms. Leaky.

“Where would we possibly get a pit of burning lava anyway?” asked Mr. Klutz.

“We could go to Rent-A-Pit-Of-Burning-Lava,” said Mrs. Lane. “You can rent anything.”

“Are you off your rocker?” asked Mr. Docker.

“Have you gone mad?” asked Dr. Brad.

“That’s it!” said Mr. Klutz angrily. “I’ll give in to Mr. Porky’s first two demands. But now I’ve got to draw the line. This is a school, not some silly TV show. You tell Mr. Porky that we say no. We’re going to do Ella Mentry School’s Got Talent without him. We don’t care whether or not it’s on TV! Who needs TV anyway?”

“Yeah, who needs TV?”

“Yeah, who needs TV?”

“Yeah, who needs TV?”

In case you were wondering, everybody was saying, “Yeah, who needs TV?”

Wait a minute. I need TV!

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